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MS Office Santa JOKE
Santa at an interview in an IT Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.
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Joke Posted on : 25 Nov 2014
More Husband Wife Joke
Loving couple joke
Loving couple before Marriage:
Janu.. tum nahin to main nahin, main nahin to tum nahin,
The same couple after Marriage:
Maa kasam… Aaj tu nahin ya main nahin… !
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Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014
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Hahaha funny santa
Santa Ne Berozgari Se Tang Aakar Naai Ki Dukan Khol Li,
Ek Aadmi Shave Karwane Aaya, Shave Karte Hue Santa Ne Puchha.
Santa: “Muchhe Rakhni Hai?”
Aadmi: “Haan”
Santa Muchhe Kaat Kar Uske Hath Mein Dete Hue Bola.
Santa: “Le Rakhle Jahaan Rakhni Hai“
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Chop pakadne ki machine funny
Chor pakadne ki machine bani.
US-1 din mein 9 chor pakde gaye,
China mein 30,
UK mein 50,
aur
INDIA mein
1 hour mein machine hi chori ho gayi.!!
India Rocks All are shocks
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Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Very funny Santa
Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha
Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki
Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”
Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“
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Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Santa , Chicken ke sath roti .
Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...
Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"
Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.
Shravan chal rahe hain na...
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Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
More Girls-Boys Joke
Santa with his sister, funny joke.
Santa apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend ke saath kaha ja rahe ho?
Santa: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri.. meri to sister hai.
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Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Oxygen is must for Breathing, Funny Santa.
Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jaata. :-P
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Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Stupid Santa
Santa: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone waale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
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Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014