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son: i have a very secure job. dad
dad: how?
son: there’s nobody else who would want it.

Posted by Salman Ahmad

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“excuse me, sir, have you seen a police officer around?”
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“no, not a soul, actually.”
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“very good, now give me your wallet, watch and laptop!”

Posted by Salman Ahmad

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so much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby.
for instance my name, address and telephone number!

Posted by Salman Ahmad

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a man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it. the thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.

Posted by Salman Ahmad

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q: is google a a he or a she?
a: a she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

Posted by Salman Ahmad

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