Why Late

teacher:why late?
student:a person lost rs 50 note.
teacher:thats good.r u helping him to find the money
student:no i was only standing on it

Girls Explanation

a new element added to periodic table.
name: girl
symbol: gl
.
.
atomic weight: don't even dare to ask. .
physical properties:
1. boils at any time,
2. melts when handled with love and
care,
3. very bitter when mishandled. .
chemical properties:
1. very reactive,
2. highly unstable,
3. possesses high affinity to gold,
platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive
items.
.
nature:
1. money reducing agent.
2. volatile when left alone. .
occurrence:
mostly found in front of the
mirrors...!!!!

Amusing

father to neighbor: i have 4 sons
1st son - engineer
2nd son - mba
3rd son - ph.d
4th son - thief
neighbor: why don't you throw your 4th son out of the house?
father: he is the only one earning in the house, rest are jobless!.

Vodka Homi

in a bar , they had a new drink on the menu : vodka homi !!!

customer : what's this drink?

bartender : it's a cocktail of vodka mixed with honey and milk.

customer : why honey ???

bartender : honey gives energy

customer : what about milk???

bartender : milk will give you strength

customer : so why vodka?

bartender : vodka will give you ideas about what to do with strength and energy..!!

Terror Joke

terror joke -
what will happen
if u throw an amplifier into the sea?
tsunami will be created
since an amplifier CONVERTs
small waves into bigger wave.