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betting pappu
pappu-i lost rs 300 in bet.
friend-how
pappu-i bet on india for rs 200..... lost
friend-but you said rs 300
pappu-i again bet on india for rs 100 in the highlights of the match
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Joke Posted on : 7 Apr 2015
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cycle accident
girl riding on a cycle hit the boy
boy: andhi hai kya
girl: tu behra hai kya, ghanti jo mari\?
boy: ghanti he marni thi to nikal kr marti, puri cycle marne ki kya zarurat thi.
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Joke Posted on : 7 Feb 2015
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teaching english
huband was teaching english to his wife.
wife in afternoon - chalo dinner le lo..
husband: isse lunch kehte hai..
wife: are ye dusre din ki raat ka khana hain...
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Joke Posted on : 7 Feb 2015
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burger bakwas
wife: mujhe burger khana hai. husbnd ne la kar de diya.
wife: thanks
husband : sirf thanks?
wife: achha to tum kiss chahte ho?
.
husband: bakwas mat kar adha adha kar.
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Joke Posted on : 7 Feb 2015
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kutte ke liye cake
dukandar- bolo sahab, kya chaahiye ?
aadmi : hone wali biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hoon..
milega kya ??
dukandar : haan.. per yahi khaaoge ya pack kar doon ??
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Joke Posted on : 6 Feb 2015
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funny dentist
dentist apka daant nikalna padega
man- kitne paise lagenge?
dentist 200
man- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa “dheela” kr do nikaal main khud lunga.
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Joke Posted on : 6 Feb 2015
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jump higher
q: can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building?
a: of course. the empire state building can't jump.
ha ha ha
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Joke Posted on : 3 Feb 2015
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height of attitude
a cockroach \'s last word to a man who is going to kill him.
go ahead you coward and kill me
you are jealous of me beacuse ur wife is afraid of me and not of you
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Joke Posted on : 3 Feb 2015
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Exams are like girlfriends
too many question
difficult to understand
more explanation is needed
result is always fail
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Joke Posted on : 3 Feb 2015
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greatest challenge
there is no greater challengein life
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.
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than convincing a girl that she is wrong
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Joke Posted on : 3 Feb 2015
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Intelligent Mr Bean
doctor - sorry to say u have brain cancer
bean - dancing in joy
doctor - are u mad , do you understand what i just said to you?
bean - yes , you think i am dumb
doctor- then why are you dancing?
bean- because that proves that i have a brain.
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Joke Posted on : 3 Feb 2015
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alcohol
i am sure that in alcohol , there are female hormones .
because
when i drink i talk too much and don't know how to drive .
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Joke Posted on : 3 Feb 2015
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kapil to pazzi
kapil- a woman can keep only one secret in her life
pazzi- what is that ?
kapil- her age ?
pazzi - boyfriend list ?
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Joke Posted on : 3 Feb 2015
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letter
beti: main podosi se pyar karti hoon aur uske sath bhag rahi hun .
bap:thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gaye\
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beti: dad main to letter padh rahi hun mummy ka
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Joke Posted on : 12 Dec 2014
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skirt
a good lecture should be like a girl's mini skirt.long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest .
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Joke Posted on : 12 Dec 2014
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sharing
a man was walking in the rain
lady: why dont you share my umbrella?
man: no sister its fine..walked away
moral..piche biwi thi
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Joke Posted on : 12 Dec 2014
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rat din
muqadar main raat ki nend nahi hoti to kya hua...
hum bhi muqadar ko dhoka de kar din ko so jate hain....
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Joke Posted on : 12 Dec 2014
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gift
a man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and then his wife did not speak to him for six months .
was the necklace fake ? no that was deal......
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Joke Posted on : 12 Dec 2014
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Goli maarle
anta Khudkushi par speech de raha tha
Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle!
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Joke Posted on : 21 Nov 2014
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Ccare shoked
ek ladke ne 50 bar costamer care ko call kia
our har baar kaha
ladka-sir mere dost ka post muje fb per dekhna hai
Ccare-Please go to home sir
ladka-sir mai ghar me hu
subha se Ccare wala home me jao bolra
Ccare shoked
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Joke Posted on : 21 Nov 2014
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jhagda
ladki-tune mera hath kiu pakda
ladka-maine nahi mere dost ne pakda
ladki-kaon hai wo haram ka
ladka-ye bakra
ladki-tu bata bakre mera hath kaon pakda
bakra allways saying may may.....
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Joke Posted on : 21 Nov 2014
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PURANA BADLA
1 khargosh Bomb le kar zoo me ghus gaya,
or awaz lagai ki
" Tum sab ke paas 1 minute ka time hai, yaha se nikalne ke liye..!!",
Kachuwa
"Waah...!! Saale Waah...!!,
Seedha Bol na ki me hi target hu..." -_-
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Joke Posted on : 21 Nov 2014
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Murgoh
Eek Ladka Phone Karta Hua Sadak Sa Jahrah Tha, Aur Sadak Me Ladkiyan Milte Hein.
Ladkiyan : Aah Kya Mobile Ki Toour Dikhata Hai Aaisa Jaisa Mobile Humara Ghar Me Murgiyu Ke Pass Hota Hein.
Ladka : (Haran Hoka) Tabi Me Soochon Ke Kal Sa Mera Murgoh Ko Missed Calls Kohan Dehna Laga.......
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Joke Posted on : 21 Nov 2014
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Engineer Rockz
10 Doctors aur 1 Engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The..
Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chodna Hoga..
Engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon. Taaliyan...
Ye Sun Kar Sab Doctors Taaliyan Bajane Lage, Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye...
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Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014
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Professor
One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class...
Professor : What kind of Wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the MOON...
Professor : Wow !! what a choice...So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the MOON?
Johnny : No, no...
Professor : Oh so u want her to be Round and white?
Johnny : No, no...
Professor : Oh, so u want her to be Fair and Beautiful like d MOON?
Johnny : No, no...I want her to be...MOON
Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning;
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Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014
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Hasty Wife
Wife came home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
She saw Four Legs under the Blanket instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she saw her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says,
"Your Parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom."
Hope you have said hello to them....!!!!
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Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014