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santa police k interview par
interviewer-bhiid ko titar bitar karne k liye kya karna chahiye ?
santa-chanda mangna shuru kar dena chahiye.
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Joke Posted on : 23 Aug 2015
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santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe
santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe
banta oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti
santa idiot main to pipe bend kar raha hoon
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Joke Posted on : 23 Aug 2015
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teacher with pappu
teacher to pappu : tumne home work q nahi kiya.?
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deadly answer given by
santa: sir kyuki hum to ''hostel'' me rahte hain..!
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Joke Posted on : 23 Aug 2015
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physics ka baap
physics ka baap -
all scientists failed to answer this but santa rocks !!
question - which liquid turns solid on heating??? ans - besan ke pakore
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Joke Posted on : 23 Aug 2015
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santa and brown cow
do u know why santa bought a brown cow???
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2 get choclate milk!!
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Joke Posted on : 23 Aug 2015
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sher ka puttar
sher ka puttar
ek srdar apne bete se bola oye ghabra
mat tu sher ka puttar hai.
beta: oye papaji, acha hua bata diya
techer bhi ye hi puchti he ki tu kis janwar
ki aulad hai.?
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Joke Posted on : 20 Aug 2015
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pappu joke
waiter-apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! aisa kyon?customer-kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..
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Joke Posted on : 20 Aug 2015
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girl- boy
boy: tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahe gi,
tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loonga...
girl: mujhe pehle se pata tha, tum kuttay ho...
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Joke Posted on : 20 Aug 2015
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funn
when your life is in darkness, pray god and ask him to free you from darkness,
even after you pray, if u r still in darkness please pay electricity bill.
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Joke Posted on : 20 Aug 2015
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fun facts
3 easy ways to die:
take a cigar daily = you will die 10 years early.
drink whiskey daily = you will die 30 years early.
love someone truly = you will die daily.
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Joke Posted on : 20 Aug 2015
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really funny joke
a three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.
“why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
“i m having a baby.” – she replies.
“is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.
“yes, it is.” – she says.
“is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.
“oh, yes. a really good baby.” – the lady replies.
shocked and surprised, he asks: “then why did you eat him?”
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Joke Posted on : 20 Aug 2015
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joke
night was dark
moon was high
boy stopped bike
girl asked why....?
he came close...
she felt shy....
and he said......
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.dhakka maar heroine
petrol khatam hogaya hai
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Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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in exam hall
teacher ne exam me kaha -
apne apne lover ka naam sheet me likho
ladke: 10 sec k bad ....finish maam
ladkiya 1 ghante bad: maam ek sheet aur dena,,,,,,,,
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Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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jokes 4 smile
ladkiya to pyaar se bol deti hai
jaan muje caprese ka bag chahiye
lekin dikkat to ladko ko ati hai
jinhone sala kabi iska naam b nahi suna
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Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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funny joke
uski ek nazar armaano ko khaak kar gayi
wo ayi america se
mujhe iraq kar gayi....
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Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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fact sms
1970: dulha dahez me sasurji se radio maangta tha...
1980: cycle
1990: motor cycle...
2000: car
2015: bas bina boyfriend wali dulhan dedo......
baki main kama loonga,,,,,,,,
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Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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sms 4 smile
boy: teri judaai me neend urti hai
jaan jati hai,
chain khota hai,
dil rota hai..
girl: check karwale beta .....!
dengue virus be asa he hota hai,,,,,,,
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Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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maggie joke
boy: i love you
girl: but i dont love you....
boy: agar kal tum ne mujhe i love you nahi kaha to...
girl: to kya karoge...?
boy: to main maggie kha k apni jaan de dunga...
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Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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aashiqui
girl: kya tum mere aashiq ho?
boy: ha
girl: toh phir apni sari property mere naam karo aur uske badh mere liye apni jan de do
boy: main tera aashiq hoo... aashiqui 2 ka hero nahi.....!
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Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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funny sms
ek ladka apni girlfriend ko leke ghumne jata hai....
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. aur bahar tez baarish ho jati hai
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. socho bahar tez baarish me kya hua hoga.....?
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ladki ka makeup utar jatha hai.....
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aur ladka dar k bhaag jata hai.......
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Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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funny sms with pappu
ek budiya cinema hall me
coldrink ki bottle leke baiti the
kabhi 15 mint me muh ko
lagati toh kabhi 20 mint me....
pas baite pappu ko gussa agaya....
usne bhudiya se bottle cheen li
aur poori 1 ghoot me pikar bola..- aise peete hai
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bhudiya boli: par beta main toh paan thook rahi the .....:-):-):-):-):-)
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Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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funny joke
girl - main kisi aur se shadi kar rahe hun mujhe bhul jao....!
boy - na tere aane ki khushi , na tere jaane ka gham , dusri patayenge tu jaa behen aaj se tera qissa khatam.......!
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Joke Posted on : 17 Aug 2015
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Girl to her blind BF
girl: kash tum deksakte main kitni khubsurat hu
boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya aankh wale tuje mere liye chod jate.....
kamini andha hu pagal nahi......
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Joke Posted on : 15 Aug 2015
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Ek handsome ladka class me aya
ek hansome ladka class me aya
saari ladkiya use dekte he deewani hogaye
phir ladke ne ate he kuch kaha to ladkiya behosh....
socho kya hoga wo ladka?
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thodi jagah dena behan ji..... jhadu lagana hai.....
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Joke Posted on : 15 Aug 2015
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funny joke
jaise detergent k advertisement me bacche kapde gandhe kar k ghar aajate hai...
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bachpan me ham waise he ajaya karte thae
tho kapde badh me dhulte thae
pahle ham dhule jate thae,............:-)
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Joke Posted on : 15 Aug 2015
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funny joke
son: gud night mummy....?
mom: gud night beta....
son : gud night daddy ....?
dad: gud night beta....!
son (pareshan hokar) : are gud night kaha hai... puch raha hoo,....... macchar kaat rahe hai.....
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Joke Posted on : 15 Aug 2015
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funny joke
judge: tumhara jurm sabith ho chuka hai,,, kal tumhe fhansi pe chadaya jayega
baniya: wo to theek hai.... lekin uthara kab jayega,,,,?
dukan b toh kholni hai,,,,
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Joke Posted on : 15 Aug 2015
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kitna pyaar karte ho...
wife: jaanu batao tum mujse kitna pyar karte ho...?
husband: bahut zyaada.....!
wife: phir b kitna....
husband: itna ki dil kar raha hai ke tumhari jaisi ek aur le aaon.......
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Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga...?
rajnikanth: aaj mera kuttha ne anda diya
big b : kutta kab se anda dene laga...?
rajnikant: ye rajni ka style hai
main apne murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai....
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Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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i'm a complan boy
cat: how old r you?
elephant: 5 yrs
cat: u luk big..
elephant: im a complan boy
cat: im 20 yrs
elephant: but u luk so small
cat: '' ponds miracle''
badthi umar mano tham si jaye...!
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Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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pyaasa musafir
musafir: beta ap mujhe thoda pani pila doge
baccha: agar lassi hojaye to
musafir: tab to bahut he acha hoga..
baccha: lassi le aya ....musafir ne 5 lote lassi peene k badh bacche so pucha... '' beta tumhare ghar me lassi koi nahe peeta''...?
baccha : peete to sab hai lekin aaj lassi me chooha gir gaya tha aur ussi me mar gaya
musafir ne gusse me lota zameen par maar diya
baccha: rote hue bola ''' mummy inhone lota tod diya , ab toilet kya lekar jayenge...'''
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Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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girl to boy in party
girl: excuse me....!
boy...yes..
girl: ek hath mein plate hai
or ek hath mein glass hai
i cant use them......
kya aap mere face par se ek cheez hata sakte hai...?
boy (very happy) : g
boliye kya hataana hai...?
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girl: apni kutte jaisi nazarein..
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girls first time rock
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Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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funny sms
ladka: tuje kya laga tu chod k chale jayegi to mi marjaonga...
ghanta....
ladki hai tu.....
oxygen nahi.....!
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Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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boy- girl
boy: main 4 saal ka hun aur tum?
girl: main b 4 saal ki hu....
boy: toh phir chal na.....!
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girl: sharmatey hue kaha......?
boy: polio k qatrey peene.....!
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Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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2 lovers k beech fight ho rahi the.....
gf: kamine..!
main tere kapde faad dungi...
bf: dekh ab tu serious ladai me romantic bath mat kar....
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Joke Posted on : 14 Aug 2015
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MERI HAR SAANS PAR LOG MARTE HAI
ladki: meri har saans par log marte hai...
ladka: tho phir tu accha wala paste kyu nahi use karti....?
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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minor difference changed scene
rahul: main kal bitch par ghumne gaya bohat acha laga
nitin: kamaal hai kuttiya par baitha usne tuje khata nahi...?
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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sab se pareshan state
pahla dost: yaar sabse jyada dukhi konsa state hai apne india me?
dusra dost: up and bihar
pahla dost: kaise?
dusra dost: kyon ki aadmi to aadmi. saair auratein aur ladkiya unhe bhaiya bulati hai....
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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Gift discussion at shop
friend: yaar kuch asa choose kar jo seedha bhabi k dil me lage.
husband: main b kuch asa he sochta rahta hoo..
friend: to kya socha?
husband: talwar le leta hun...
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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SWIMMING
pappu : do you know how to swim?
nitin : no...
pappu: then my dog is better than you, he knows
nitin: do you know how to swim?
pappu : yes
nitin: then what is the difference between dog and you ....
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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SHUT UP
boy: i love you
girl: shut up you shut up
boy: i cant live without you
girl: shut up
boy: i will marry you...
girl: really?
boy : shut up
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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facts about love
pyaar b ajeeb hai
maa se ho to ''pooja''
pitha se ho to ''izzat''
bhai se ho to vidhwans
behan se ho to ''farz''
wife se ho to.... sab kehte hai...
''nalaayak ''
'' joru ka ghulam''
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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GOOGLE WIFE
do dost aapas me bat kar rahe hai
pahla: yaar, ek baat bata , tu apni beewi ko kis naam se bulata hai...?
dusra: google darling...
pahla: aisa kyu yaar...?
dusra: yaar sawal ek puchta hoo aur jawab 50 milte hai aur wo b phataphat.......!
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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conversation between teacher and pappu
one teacher asked pappu, what is the full form of maths?
pappu: mental affected teachers harrasing students:-)
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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head of the family
it is said the husband is d head of the family,
but
remember that wife is d neck of the family.
& the neck can turn the head exactly d way she wants.
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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husband wife joke
wife: sunte ho ji?
mujhe happiness ki spelling batao?
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husband : likh .... unmarried....!
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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isko bolte hai positive attitude:
pati raat ko dharu peekar late se ghar ko ata hai
patni : haath me jadu lekar samne khadi dikhti hai
pati: kitna kaam karegi tu? raat k do baje hai sona nahi hai kya...?
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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abhi tak ka sabse katarnak joke
teacher: tumhare ghar me sabse chota kon hai?
student: mere papa...!
teacher: wo kaise?
student: wo abhi tak mummy k sath sothe hai.....
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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how women call their husband in first 6 years
yr.1 janu
yr,2 o jee
yr.3 sunte ho?
yr.4 o bunty k pappa?
yr 5. kaha margaye?
yr 6. tum aate ho ya main aao?
wife to husband: kash ap sms hotay..!
wife: jaanu kash ap sms hotay, main apko save kart...
husband: jaan-e-mann ,kash tum ringtone hoti, main har haftay tumhe change karta
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Joke Posted on : 13 Aug 2015
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difference between wife and saali
what is the difference between wife and saali?
saali is beauty
wife is duty
saali is passion
wife is tension
saali is patakha
wife is sayapha
saali is cool
wife is fool
saali is tuty fruity
wife is qismat futi
saali is fresh cake
wife is earth quake:-p
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Joke Posted on : 12 Aug 2015
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wife: if i die what will u do?
wife : if i die what will you do?
husband: main pagal ho jaon ga!
wife: will u marry again after i die?
husband: pagal kuch b kar sakta hai!
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Joke Posted on : 12 Aug 2015
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10 FUN FACTS
1. you cant wash your eyes with soap.
2 you cant count your hair
3 you cant breathe through your nose , with your tongue out.
4 you just tried no.3
6 when you did no.3 you realized its possible, only you look like a dog
7 you are smiling right now because you are fooled
8 you skipped no.5
9 you just checked to see if there is a no.5
10 share this with your friends to have some fun tool:-)
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Joke Posted on : 12 Aug 2015
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EK LADKA LADKI PE STYLE MARNE K CHAKKAR ME BIKE SE GIR PADA
ladki: o my god! apko kahi chot tho nahi lagi?
ladka: no tention baby....hum tho bike se aise hi uthar the hai
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Joke Posted on : 12 Aug 2015
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BINDAAS BAAT
dard aur zehar ki zaroorat nahi kyon ki kuch logo ki english sunte hi maut ajati hai
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Joke Posted on : 12 Aug 2015