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laat maar
bf: darling tere ghar me sab kaise maan gaye hamarei shadi k liye.
gf: kuch nahi, ek question ka answer diya \or maan gaye.
bf: kya pucha ?
gf: ladka kya kar raha hai !
maine kaha pet ke andar laat maar raha hai
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Joke Posted on : 21 Apr 2015
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Life
life: 1. wake up 2. check whatsapp 3. check gmail 4. check twitter 5. check fb 6. check instagram 7. keep repeating 2,3,4,5,6 8. sleep
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Joke Posted on : 21 Apr 2015
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mirror
ladki is mirror ki kya keemat he ? shopkeeper rs.1000 ladki ohh.. bahut mehnga he.. kya isme koi khas baat he ? shopkeeper aap isko 100 floor se niche girao, . ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega...ladki
wow.. pack kardo bhaiya
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Joke Posted on : 14 Apr 2015
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Sidhi Baat No Bakwas
aunty : beta mummy ghar pe hain kya ? . bacha sprite peete hue: apki setting to papa se hai na, papa ghar pe hi hain. . sidhi baat no bakwas
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Joke Posted on : 14 Apr 2015
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hahakar
india ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar, agar dost pata de to uphar, agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar, aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar
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Joke Posted on : 14 Apr 2015
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love
cute answer when a girl asked her ex-boyfriend:
girl: do u still love me?
boy: pyar ka to pata nahi,
lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri kasam dete hain..
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Joke Posted on : 7 Apr 2015
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naam
1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska naam pucha
ladki ne kaha mera naam note mein likha hai.
usme likha tha:
07/09/2001
msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao
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Joke Posted on : 7 Apr 2015
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tution
teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,
sab jeev nasht hojaynge
prithvi tabaah hojaygi.
santa: madamji, us din tution ana hai kya
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Joke Posted on : 7 Apr 2015
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Icecream
girl demanded for ice cream
boy purchased it
girl: thank u
boy: sirf thank u
girl: u want kiss na ?
boy: arrey romance ki bhuki, aadhi icecream de
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Joke Posted on : 7 Apr 2015
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3 mahine.
santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
santa: ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
biwi: aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
santa: 3 mahine.
biwi: aur meri shadi ko?
santa: 3 mahine.
biwi: aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
santa: 3 mahine baad.
biwi: total kitne mahine ho gaye?
santa: ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?
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Joke Posted on : 31 Mar 2015
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lotery
mam: agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du\!
golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai.
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Joke Posted on : 31 Mar 2015
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bharosa
ek bar engineering ke sabhi professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
fir announce kiya gaya ki
“ye plane apke students ne bnaya hai”
sab profesrs utar gaye…
par principal baithe rahe
logo ne pucha: aapko darr nahi lgta?
principle: muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
ye start hi nahi hoga !!!
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Joke Posted on : 31 Mar 2015
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aage Gaa
ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
“o zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage gaa
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Joke Posted on : 31 Mar 2015
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letter
beti: mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu !
baap: thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
beti: papa mein to letter padh rahi hu !
jo mummy rakh ke gayi
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Joke Posted on : 31 Mar 2015
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SMS
phone mat kiya karo dear,
mom hoti hai near,
papa se lagta hai fear
baat bhi hoti nahi clear,
isliye sms karo dear,
witout fear & very clear
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Joke Posted on : 28 Mar 2015
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chappal se pitai
teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,
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wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai !!!
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Joke Posted on : 28 Mar 2015
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Kaminapan
height of kaminapan:
a boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar
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Joke Posted on : 28 Mar 2015
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stone
hurting someone who really cares for you
is as easy as throwing stone in the lake
but you don’t know
how deep that stone goes.
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Joke Posted on : 28 Mar 2015
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Girlfriend se shadi
dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
sanse aksar tham jati hai,
bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
jab
girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai.
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Joke Posted on : 28 Mar 2015
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The slide show
it is said that,
when a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most !
and
when a man does that..
the slide show begins
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Joke Posted on : 28 Mar 2015
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paraye dhan
ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya ?
nahi pata kya ?
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ek no. ke chor,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
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Joke Posted on : 28 Mar 2015
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Tata Sky
when ever boys see a beautiful girl with
cool figure
long hair
fair complexion
they remind the tata sky slogan
isko pata dala to life jhingalala.
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Joke Posted on : 28 Mar 2015
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The Great Khali.
ek bar rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai ?
anyone guess
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the great khali.
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Joke Posted on : 26 Mar 2015
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Bura
bura mat suno.
bura mat dekho.
bura mat bolo.
i did not know ‘bura’ was manmohan singh’s nickname.
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Joke Posted on : 26 Mar 2015
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25 saal wait karna padega
jailer: faasi se pehle kisse miloge ?
santa: biwi se
jailer: maa-baap se nahi
santa: maa-baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega !
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Joke Posted on : 21 Mar 2015
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AB AAP KI BARI HAI
girl: paros wali aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
jab b kisi ki shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“ab tumhari bari hai”
phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
friend: kaise ?
girl: jab koi mar jata tou main un k gaal kheench k kehti..
“ab aap ki bari hai”
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Joke Posted on : 21 Mar 2015
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kanjoos
khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
sir ji
r u sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du
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Joke Posted on : 21 Mar 2015
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Cartoon
god made a daylight n is called sun,
god made a entertatemaint n is called fun,
god made a nightlight n is called moon,
At last -
god made a u and is
called cartoon..!!!
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Joke Posted on : 7 Mar 2015
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GADHA mar jayega
plz call me,
its urgent.
ek accident ho gaya hai.
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aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
plz mana mat karna
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warna
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gadha mar jayega
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Joke Posted on : 7 Mar 2015
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sister
i am your girlfriend:
smart.
intelligent.
sweet.
talented.
excllent.
romantic.
theek kha na ???
in short i am your s.i.s.t.e.r.
happy april fools day..!!
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Joke Posted on : 7 Mar 2015
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answer ki starting
in exam hall a girl to santa:
mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
santa ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“the”
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Joke Posted on : 25 Feb 2015
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dhakka lagau
ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau
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Joke Posted on : 25 Feb 2015
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cockroch
boy: suno jara.
girl: chup raho, khate time baat nahi karte,
khaane k baad
ladki: ab bolo
boy: teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban heroine
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Joke Posted on : 25 Feb 2015
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Aadhi Ice-cream
girl demanded for ice cream
boy purchased it
girl: thank u
boy: sirf thank u
girl: u want kiss na?
boy: arrey romance ki bhuki, aadhi icecream de
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Joke Posted on : 25 Feb 2015
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garm pani
wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to santa use ghur raha tha..!
wife romantic hokar:
kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
mere garm pani se kyu nahayi ..!
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Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015
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10 Rs Ka Note
ek bar rajnikant ka 10 rs ka note
3rd floor se niche gir gaya.
jab wo niche aya to wo note nahi mila.
kyou kyonki wo note girne se pehle
rajinikant niche pahonch chuka tha.
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Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015
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Lal mirchi
rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale\?\?\?
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lal mirchi ki meethi khir
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Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015
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rabbit 🐰
rabbit: are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me\? doctor: absolutely. no rabbit ever came back for another.
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Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015
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point in me being
teacher: why can\'t you ever answer any of my questions \? pupil: well if i could there wouldn\'t be much point in me being here
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Joke Posted on : 13 Feb 2015
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just whistling
teacher : billy, please don\'t whistle while studying.
billy : oh, but i\'m not studying - just whistling\!
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Joke Posted on : 12 Feb 2015
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voice turn
a student comes to a young professor\'s office hours. she glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
\'i would do anything to pass this exam.\' she leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. \'i mean...\' she whispers, \'...i would do...anything.\'
he \RETURNs her gaze. \'anything\?\'
\'anything.\'
his voice softens. \'anything\?\?\'
\'absolutely anything.\'
his voice turns to a whisper. \'would you...study\?\'
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Joke Posted on : 12 Feb 2015
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million dollars
an english teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they\'d do if they had a million dollars. alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. \'alec\!\' yelled the teacher, \'you\'ve done nothing. why\?\'
\'because if i had a million dollars, that\'s exactly what i would do\!\'
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Joke Posted on : 12 Feb 2015
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keep secrets
teacher: you\'ve been e-mailing other pupils that i\'m ugly\!
pupil: sorry, miss, i didn\'t realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
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Joke Posted on : 12 Feb 2015
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a little quieter
teacher: johnny, you know you can\'t sleep in my class.
johnny: i know. but maybe if you were just a little quieter, i could
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Joke Posted on : 11 Feb 2015
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time ka pata hi ni chala
santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
santa: ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya\?
biwi: aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai\?
santa: 3 mahine.
biwi: aur meri shadi ko\?
santa: 3 mahine.
biwi: aur bachcha kitne time baad hua\?
santa: 3 mahine baad.
biwi: total kitne mahine ho gaye\?
santa: ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye\!
time ka pata hi nahi laga\?
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Joke Posted on : 11 Feb 2015
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diploma
nani \(to a kid\): soja diploma soja\!
padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse\?
nani: meri ladki college diploma lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..\!\!
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Joke Posted on : 11 Feb 2015
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chup chaap pada hai
bus accident
man crying: mera hath kat gaya.
bahut dard ho raha hai.
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santa: abey chup baith.
wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..\!
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Joke Posted on : 11 Feb 2015
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himmat hai to aage gaa
ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
“o zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage gaa..
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Joke Posted on : 10 Feb 2015
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disprin ne kiya kamal
1 engineer, 1 bba student aur 1 sindhi ship mein ja rahe the..
1 jinn aaya aur bola:
samundar me koi cheez pheko,
agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga,
aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara gulam\!
engineer ne needle phenki.
jinn ne dhoond li \or use maar diya..
bba student ne memory card phenka.
jinn ne dhoond liya \or use bhi maar diya..
sindhi ne disprin phenki,
woh pani mein ghul gayi.
sindhi bola: chal beta, ghar chal bahut kaam pada hai\!
jinn shocked &\;
sindhi rocked.
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Joke Posted on : 8 Feb 2015
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25 saal ka wait
jailer: faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
santa: biwi se
jailer: maa-baap se nahi
santa: maa-baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega
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Joke Posted on : 7 Feb 2015
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piche biwi aa rhi thi
a man was walking in rain
a sweet lady: why don’t u share my umbrella \?
man: no sister its fine \(and he walked away\)
moral: moral voral kuch nahi piche biwi aa rahi thi
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Joke Posted on : 6 Feb 2015
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kanjoos
udhar aap majboor bethay hain, idher ham majboor bethe hain\!
baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,
jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain
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Joke Posted on : 5 Feb 2015
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team lunch tak tikegi nhi
dhoni : our team wants to open an account\?
sbi employee : lunch ke baad aana
dhoni : lunch tak humari team tikegi nahin haha
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Joke Posted on : 3 Feb 2015
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India best team........
indian team is the best team for ever
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sabko batting milati hai hehehe
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Joke Posted on : 3 Feb 2015