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Best month to get married
1st man: which is the best month
to get married..?
2nd man: octemb ruary
1st man: don't be silly,
there is no such month
2nd man: exactly
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Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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3 Movie tickets
husband: today is sunday &
i have to enjoy it.
so i bought 3 movie tickets.
wife: why three?
husband: 1 for u and 2 for ur parents.
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Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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Money wrapped in a rubber band?
sardarji to others:
did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
one said, yes i did
sardar: well, it's your lucky day,
i found the rubberband!
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Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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Headlights and wipers
after an accident,
a v.angry driver: i showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
santa: i also started d wipers
& said no, no..no no. :d
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Joke Posted on : 3 Nov 2015
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Are u sure u love me & no1 else?
girlfriend: and are you sure
you love me and no one else?
boyfriend: dead sure!
i checked the whole list again yesterday
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Joke Posted on : 30 Oct 2015
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Wife wish 2 be a newspaper
wife: i wish i was a newspaper
so i would be in ur hands all day.
husband: i too wish that u were
a newspapers so i could have
a new one everyday.
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Joke Posted on : 30 Oct 2015
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Lecture on Sun
teacher: tomorrow there will be a lecture on sun.
everyone must attend it.
raju: no! i will not be able to attend it.
teacher: why?
raju: my mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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An essay on cricket match
teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
all were busy writing except one sardarji.
he wrote no match, due to rain!!!
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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Chemical symbols & sardar
professor:chemical symbol of barium?
sardar: ba
professor:for sodium?
sardar: na
professor:what will we get if 1 atom of ba
& 2 atoms of na combined?
sardar: banana
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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At ur age hitler COMMITed suicide
teacher : u failure !
at ur age bill gates stood first in the class
student : mind u, sir,
but at ur age hitler COMMITed suicide
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Joke Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
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fruit salad
teacher: if you had 12 apples, 10 oranges, 5 pineapples, 15 strawberries, what would you have?
student: a yummy fruit salad, ma’am!
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Joke Posted on : 8 Oct 2015
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A fight
teacher to john: “john, you have 6 apples in your plate and sam took two among them, what would you get?”
john: “a fight”!
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Joke Posted on : 8 Oct 2015
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every year
teacher: john, tell me your date of birth?
john: july 13th
teacher: on which year?
john: it is in every year, ma’am!
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Joke Posted on : 8 Oct 2015
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Tarzan song
which song tarzan like to sing on the christmas day?
jungle bells jungle bells!
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Joke Posted on : 8 Oct 2015
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how was your exam?
mother to johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
johnny: “no mom, all the questions were simple, it was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!
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Joke Posted on : 24 Sep 2015
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Make a sentence using the word “I”
teacher to student: “make a sentence using the word “i”
student: “i is..”
teacher: “no that is not correct, you should say i am”
student: “ok. i am the ninth letter in the alphabet”!
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Joke Posted on : 24 Sep 2015
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Why are you late?
teacher: why are you late?
student: because of the sign on the road.
teacher: what type of sign?
student: the sign that says, “school ahead, go slow.”! -
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Joke Posted on : 24 Sep 2015
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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
teacher: which one is closer, sun or africa?
johnny: sun
teacher: why?
johnny: we can see the sun all the time, but can’t see africa
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Joke Posted on : 24 Sep 2015
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Mom to her 7 year old kid lets practice maths ok?
mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
example
your gf gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
whats ur answer?
.
.
.
.
boy: love u jaanu
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Joke Posted on : 23 Sep 2015
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Cutest Proposal by A Boy
cutest proposal by a boy
boy: can you please close your eyes for a moment?
girl: ok, done
boy: thanks, what a darkness isn’t it?
girl: yeah
boy: that is my life without you.
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Joke Posted on : 23 Sep 2015
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Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
sweet ans. by child in school interviewer:
teacher: what is your mother’s name?
kid: kabhi naam nahi puchha,
bas..
pyar se maa kehta hu.
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Joke Posted on : 23 Sep 2015
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A cute boy asks a fallen rose
a cute boy asks a fallen rose:
don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked?
rose replied: no i forget my pain thinking that
i am the reason for someones smile.
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Joke Posted on : 23 Sep 2015
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joke from psychologist's office
a woman comes to a psychologist and asks:
- i have recently found out that my husband has a mistress. should i tell that to him?
- no need to do that, - tells the psychologist. - i bet he knows it
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Joke Posted on : 17 Sep 2015
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expiry date.
a wife to her husband:
- honey, what are you doing?
- i'm reading our marriage certificate.
- what for?
- i'm looking for the expiry date.
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Joke Posted on : 17 Sep 2015
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A pregnant lady
a pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
astrologer: when u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
lady: thank god! my husband is safe!
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Joke Posted on : 17 Sep 2015
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let me count..
wife 2 husband: did u have any gf before marriage ?
husband remains silent ?
wife: what is d meaning of silence?
husband: wait.. let me count...
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Joke Posted on : 17 Sep 2015
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How can I ?
wife: our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that? husband: how can i? i don't even know her.
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Joke Posted on : 17 Sep 2015
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Meet MY wife
santa: meet my wife tina
banta: oh! i know her
santa: how?
banta: we were caught sleeping together.
santa: what the hell!
banta: 10 years ago, during lecture in maths class
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Joke Posted on : 13 Sep 2015
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Surf Excel
santa in computer exam examiner: what is microsoft excel? santa: it is a new brand of surf excel to wash computer.....!
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Joke Posted on : 13 Sep 2015
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diffrence between Seniors & Juniors?
santa: whats diffrence between seniors & juniors?
banta: samundra k najdik rehte wo seniors (sea+nears)
&
jo zoo k najdik rehte wo juniors (zoo+nears)
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Joke Posted on : 13 Sep 2015
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Mujhe Shadi
santa: mujhe shadi me bmw mili he.
banta: pr tumhare pass to koi car nahi he!
santa: abye ghadhe,
bmw ka matlab
bahut motti wife
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Joke Posted on : 12 Sep 2015
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Kaise ?
santa : soch raha hu ki usa ghumaun,
kitna paisa lagega?
banta : kuch b nahi
santa : kaise?
banta : sochne k liye paise nahi lagte
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Joke Posted on : 12 Sep 2015
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Useless
santa : among my 4 sons 3 r engineers
frnd:4th?
santa : useles,dnt study, becam a barber
frnd:y ,dnt u throw him out
santa : coz he’s d only 1 who earns..!
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Joke Posted on : 12 Sep 2015
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Adidas
history teacher asked santa: name kalidas’s brother who was a shoemaker.
santa: adidas
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Joke Posted on : 12 Sep 2015
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santa - conductor
santa: should i buy tickets for my children.?
conductor: yes! only if they are above 8.
santa: thank god ,i have only 6 children..!!
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Joke Posted on : 12 Sep 2015
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Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain
santa: yaar uth bhukamp aa raha hai, saara ghar hil raha hai.
banta: soja-soja ghar girega to makaan maalik ka, hum to kirayedar hain..
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Joke Posted on : 12 Sep 2015
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Difference Between Mother's & GF's
santa-what's d difference between mother's & gf's tears?
classic answer by banta-
mother's tears effect our heart & gf's tears effect our pocket..
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Joke Posted on : 12 Sep 2015
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santa chemist
santa- muje zehar dena
chemist- pehle dr. se lekhwa k lao.
santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.
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Joke Posted on : 12 Sep 2015
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Woh kaise
santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
banta:woh kaise?
santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy
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Joke Posted on : 12 Sep 2015
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santa banta
santa ~apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?
banta ~abe wo sher hi hai saala pyaar-wyaar k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
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Joke Posted on : 12 Sep 2015
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Remake Titanic
rajinikanth is remaking titanic with some changes,
in the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand.
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Joke Posted on : 10 Sep 2015
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. .
santa was drawing money from atm.
banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: i've seen ur password. it's ****.
sant: u r wrong. it's 1394.
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Joke Posted on : 10 Sep 2015
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Santa & Mathematical conversion
maths teacher was teaching
mathematical conversions
teacher-if
1000 kgs= ton.
then
for 3000 kgs
=how much?
santa-
ton!ton!ton!
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Joke Posted on : 10 Sep 2015
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Friends are like fishes Friends r like fishes.
friends r like fishes.
u have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
just like i caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
i will fry you.. :)
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Joke Posted on : 10 Sep 2015
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The Perfect Son.
a: i have the perfect son.
b: does he smoke?
a: no, he doesn't.
b: does he drink whiskey?
a: no, he doesn't.
b: does he ever come home late?
a: no, he doesn't.
b: i guess you really do have the perfect son. how old is he?
a: he will be six months old next wednesday.
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Joke Posted on : 9 Sep 2015