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skeleton
tourist: whose skeleton is that?sardar: an old king's skeleton.
tourist: who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
sardar: that was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
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cheated me
sardar: u cheated me.
shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to u.
sardar: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is 'all india radio! '
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understand it
at the scene of an accident a man was crying: o god! i have lost my hand, oh!
sardar: control yourself. don't cry. see that man. he has lost his head. is he crying?
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office
sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
sardar: keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.
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car
sardar: what is the name of your car?
lady: i forgot the name, but is starts with 't'.
sardar: oh, what a strange car, starts with tea. all cars that i know start with petrol.
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sardar boss
boss: where were you born?sardar: india ..boss: which part?sardar: what 'which part'? whole body was born in india .
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bomb
santa banta ver fixing a bomb in car
while fixin santa asked
santa-what will u do if d bomb
explodes while fixing.
banta-dont worry i hav 1 more.
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