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COLLEGE
Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai?
Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi.
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VIDEO
Wife:
India jao to saarhee bhejna,
Dubai jao to jewelry,
France jao to perfume!!
Husband ne jal ke kaha,
Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?
Wife:
APNI VIDEO
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HELL
1st Friend : My wife converted me toreligion.
2nd Friend : Really?
1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
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MANDIR
Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?
Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne.
Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho
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Talak Karvane
Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge.
Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi.
Advocat:Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija
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TUMHE KYA CHAAHIYE
प्रेम विवाह करने के बाद एक रात …
पति - “एक गिलास पानी पिलाओ …”
पत्नी पानी लेने चली गई. पानी का गिलास लेकर लौटी तो देखा पति महाशय नींद के आगोश में जा चुके थे. पत्नी रात भर पानी का गिलास हाथ में लिए खड़ी रही.
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Surprise to wife
EK AADMI NE new car KHARIDI AUR SOCHA KI BIWI KO surprise DIYA JAAYE.
GHAR PAHUNCHTE HI USNE DARWAAJE SE HI BIWI KO AAWAAZ LAGAAI –
“Darling, AAJ TUMHARA BARSON PURANA SAPNA POORA HO GAYA !”
BIWI DAUDTI HUI RASOIGHAR SE BAAHAR AAI AUR CHILLAI
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KHATARNAAK AATANKWADI
Police – “aapke ghar kee talaashi leni hai !”
Santa – “kyon ?”
Police – “khabar mili hai ki aapne ek khatarnaak aatankwadi ko apne ghar mein rakhaa hua hai !”
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GHODI KA PHONE
SANTA KI BIWI NE Frying pan UTHAKAR SANTA KE SIR PAR DE MAARI.
SANTA – “KYON MARAA ?”
WIFE – “TUMHARI DIARY MEIN KISI ‘BASANTI’ KA NAAM LIKHA HAI… KAUN HAI YE BASANTI ?”
SANTA – “KAL MAINE RACE MEIN JIS GHODI PAR DAANV LAGAYA THA, USKA NAAM
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KARAARAA JAWAAB
Husband – “jab mai tumhe lene gaya toh poore 100 Rs. ke kele lekar gaya thaa… aur tumhari maa ne aate samay mere haath mein 20 Rs. thamaa diye they ! . . .
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Ghutne Ka Dard
Banta : Bhai Santa ! tumhari biwi ka ghutne ka dard theek hua yaa nahi ?
Santa : Haan yaar doctor ko dikhaate hee theek ho gaya !
Banta (hairani se) : Achchha ! kaunsi dawa se ? . .
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Netaji Ka IsteefA
Ek Netaji Ka apni Patni se jabardast jhagra hua …
Netaji ne gusse mein aakar ghoshna kee – “mai apne PATI pad se ISTEEFA deta hoon !!!” . . .
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Where Are You honey
Patni ne Pati ko call kiya :- “Kahaan ho tum ?”
Pati :- “Tumhe woh jewelry shop yaad hai, jahaan tumhe ek heere ka haar bahut pasand aaya thaa ? .. lekin tab mere paas itne paise nahi the ki mai tumhe wah dila pata !”
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