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Pappu teacher and uncle
pappu bazaar gaya. wahan use papa ke ek purane dost mil gaye.
uncle: pappu beta, kaise ho ?
pappu: ji, badhiya ..........
uncle: aur papa ?
pappu: ji vo bhi badhiya.....
uncle: bhai ?
pappu: vo bhi theek hai.....
uncle: studies?
pappu: vo bhi theek chal rahi hai.
uncle: aur sunaao pappu beta, kya chal raha hai ?
pappu: bematalab ke sawaal jawaab.....!
teacher: a b c d sunao..
pappu: a b c d...
teacher: aur sunao??
pappu: sab theek hai mam ji, aap sunao... kya chal raha hai aajkal...?
english teacher: wo larki sab larkon se hans kar bat karti hai. batao is sentence mein larki kya hai ? pappu: sir! larki chaalu hai...!!!
teacher: pappu, iski english mein translate karo: larkiyan yahan se guzar chuki hain.
pappu: oh shit! i am late...
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Joke Posted on : 4 Nov 2015
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Pappu Ke Dada Aur Dadi
pappu ke dada aur dadi ne apni jawani ke dino ko taaza karne ka socha. kaafi sochne ke baad unhone ye decide kiya ki vo phir se darya ke kinaray milenge, jaise puraane dinon mein chori-chupe mila karte the.
dada tayyar-shayyar ho kar, baal bana kar, kapdon mein scent laga ke, kaal bada waala chashma pehan ke, aur haath mein gulab lekar darya ke kinarey pahunch gaya aurr taza thandi hawaon mein intezar karn lage...
lekin bahut der intezar karne ke baad bhi unki girlfriend nahin aayi...
dada ko bahut gussa aaya. jab wo wapas ghar pahunche toh dekha ki dadi kursi per baithi muskura rahi thi.
dada, gusse se: tum aayi kyun nahi??? dadi sharmati huye: mummy ne ghar se bahar jane nahi diya.
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Joke Posted on : 24 Aug 2015
