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Banta Have You Even Seen-Santabanta SMS Jokes
banta: have you ever seen a lie detector?
santa: yes, i married her!
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jun 2016
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Santa Meets His Friend-Santabanta SMS Jokes
santa meets his friend bunta!
santa: a b, a b, a b, a b, a b...!
banta: oye, iska matlab?
santa: kuch nahin yaar, i mean long time no c..!
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Santa When I Get Mad-Santabanta SMS Jokes
santa: when i get mad at you, you never fight back. how do you control your anger?
jasmeet: i clean the toilet bowl.
santa: how does that help?
jasmeet: i use your toothbrush!
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Santa Look a Thief-Santabanta SMS jokes
santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake i made.
banta: whom should i call now,
police or ambulance?
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While Walking in Highlands-Santabanta SMS Jokes
while walking in the highlands santa fell down a deep hole.
banta: r u ok?
santa: yeah!
banta: did u break anything?
santa: no, there's nothing down here.
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Santa Yaar Tujhe Bus
santa: yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?banta: pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai
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Taking Revenge
santa sitting on the roadside:
banta asks y r u wasting time?
santa: i'm taking revenge?
banta: how?
santa: waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.
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New Bride Preeto
banta to his new bride preeto,
now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?
preeto: of course dear, no trouble. but what will you live on?
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Qabristan Ke Gate Par
santa: yar muje major rohail ne social work krne pr bohat mara.
batna: social work?
santa: han, me ne qabristan k gate pr welcome ka board lagaya tha.
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Logon Ne Peeta-Santa banta Jokes
banta: kal muje 10 logo ne peeta.
santa: phir tune kya kiya?
banta: maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
santa: phir?
banta: phir kya, salon ne ek-ek karke dubara peeta!
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Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai - Santa Banta SMS Jokes
santa: yaar kitni ajeeb baat hai,
ladke mar ke bhoot ban jate hain.
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banta: aur ladkiyan?
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santa: chudail ki chudail rahti hai...
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My Number is 41 - English Jokes
in a 1oo meter race,it was announced
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start.
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all started running except santa.
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coach: why are you still waiting?
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santa: my no is 4!
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Sania Mirza Se Bat - Santa Banta SMS
santa: main ne sania mirza
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se phone par baat ki..
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banta: that’s great yaar..
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uss ne kya kaha..??
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santa: uss ne kaha..
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wrong number..
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One Good News
santa to banta: i have one good news one bad news.
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good news is that:
meri biwi ka accedent ho gaya.
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banta: aur bad news?
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santa: woh ek sapna tha.
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Except For Algebra // Santa Banta SMS
santa: i failed in every subject except for algebra.
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banta: how did you keep from failing that?
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santa: no! i didnt take algebra.
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it is Black and White
teacher: which is the oldest animal in the world?
santa: zebra.
teacher: how?
santa: because it is black and white.
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Do you know MS Office
santa at an interview in an it company.
manager: do you know ms office?
santa: if you give me the address, i will go there sir.
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Color of Orange is orange
teacher: what is the difference between an orange and an apple?
santa: color of orange is orange, but color of apple is not apple.
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a word that has more than 100 letters
manager asked santa at an interview.
can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
santa: post box
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To avoid side effects
santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
guess why?
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to avoid the side effects!
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Bank make your dreams come true
santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
next day he closed his bank account. know why?
because the bank's slogan was:
we make your dreams come true..
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What should I write against mother tongue
pappu while filling up a form:
what should i write against mother tongue.?
santa: very long.....!
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What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
what comes first the chicken or the egg ?
o yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
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Santa throw the butter out of the window?
q: why did santa throw the butter out of the window?
a: he wanted to see butterfly
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I will never marry in my life
banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
santa declares: i'll never marry in my life and
i'll give same advice to my children also
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U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
preeto 2 maid:
oh kanta, i have reason 2 suspect that
banta is having an affair with his secretary.
kanta: i don't believe it!
u r just trying 2 make me jealous.
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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
once banta singh attended an interview.
interviewer : give me the opposite words.
banta singh : ok
interviewer : made in india
banta singh : destroyed in pakistan
interviewer : good... keep it up
banta singh : bad.... put it down
interviewer : maxi mum
banta singh : mini dad
interviewer : enough! take your seat
banta singh : insufficient! don't take my seat
interviewer : idiot! take your seat
banta singh : clever! don't take my seat
interviewer : i say you get out!
banta singh : you didn't say i come in
interviewer : i reject you!
banta singh : you appoint me
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It's only with a female
american: in our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
santa: in india, it is only with a female
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Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages
santa:- 'which is better?
google or yahoo..?'
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banta- 'oh wait.i'll search it on
google'... :d ;)
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
an englishman and santa inside the toilet.
englishman: good evening, how do u do?
santa: gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
a lady calls santa for repairing door bell,
santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
lady calls again, santa replies,
i'm coming daily since 4 days,
i press the bell but no one comes out.
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
santa was drawing money from atm.
banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: i've seen ur password. it's ****.
sant: u r wrong. it's 1394.
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Coffee and wine shop difference
santa-what is difference
between coffee shop & wine
shop?
banta-coffee shop is the
starting point of love & wine
shop is last point of love
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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua
santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
wo udas ho gaya.
banta : yaar udas kion ho?
santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
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Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages
maths teacher was teaching
mathematical conversions
teacher-if
1000 kgs= ton.
then
for 3000 kgs
=how much?
santa-
ton!ton!ton!
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Headlights and wipers
after an accident,
a v.angry driver: i showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
santa: i also started d wipers
& said no, no..no no. :d
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Lion bounced on wife
in an african safari,a lion suddenly bounced on santa's wife.
wife-shoot him! shoot him!
santa-yes yes.i'm changing d battery of my camera..
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Dont carry umbrella during rain
bantas advise:-
dont carry umbrella during rain
keep whisper on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:d
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Transferring Files
santa once wanted to transfer some files form one pc to another. following was the steps followed by him.
1) right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option.
2) disconnected the mouse from that pc.
3) took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other pc where he wanted to copy that file.
4) right clicked the mouse and selected the paste option.
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Joke Posted on : 4 Jun 2016
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Santa ki Biwi came naked in the
santa ki biwi came naked in the
drawing room to serve halwa to the guests .
santa screamed ..
beshram aurat, tu hosh me to hai ??
wife :
woh jee receip book may aisaa hi likha thaa naa .
“serve hot without any dressing ….
guests will enjoy”
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Banta owned a factory.
banta owned a factory.
he issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
friend asks: why this ?
bant reply:
because married men are more obedient.
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Santa: Nothing, I Just POKED
santa : my ex-girlfriend’s status on facebook says: “standing on the edge of a bridge…”
banta: so what did you comment?
santa: nothing, i just poked0469 her
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Apne hi kiye pe paani pher dena
teacher: translate this sentence in english – apne hi kiye pe paani pher dena?
santa thinking
and
answered
“flush”
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If a tiger attacks ur mother-in-law ur wife
if a tiger attacks ur mother-in-law and
ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? ………
santa : ofcourse,
the tiger .. very few are left..!!!
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Santa went to a restaurant in China
santa went to a restaurant in china
chinese waiter: “sir i have stewed liver,
boiled tongue and frog’s legs”
santa: “yaar tu apni problems chhodd, menu card ley aa.
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Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant
sardar on phone: doctor my wife is pregnant…
she is having pain right now…
doctor: is dis her 1st child?
sardar: no dis is her husband speaking..!!!
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cigarette
banta cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
santa : tu pipe laga kar cig q pe raha hai
banta : doctor ne kaha, cig-bidi se dur rehna
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Joke Posted on : 2 Jun 2016
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virgin wool
shopkeeper: this sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
santa: you see i m not interested in the morals of the sheep.just tell me, will it keep me warm?
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Joke Posted on : 2 Jun 2016
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New Boss-employee jokes
employee-hello boss mughe terrorist ne pakad liya hai
dono hath kaat diye, 1 aakh phor de, kidney nikal liya
boss-dekh le ho sake to aa ja yaar aaj audit hai....
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interview
santa interview dene gaya...
boss-tum kitne bhai-bahan ho?
santa-5
boss-unme se tumhara no kon sa hai
santa- airtel
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Joke Posted on : 2 Jun 2016
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chatri me hole
santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
santa bola: oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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Joke Posted on : 2 Jun 2016
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pareshan
banta: pareshan lag rahe ho.
santa: yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
banta: yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
santa: lekin biwi ko nhi pata
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Joke Posted on : 2 Jun 2016
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Girl and Boy / Hinglish
boy: hey, you have something on your face.
girl: the most beautiful smile in the world?
boy: pagal, kabootar ne beeth kar di hai!
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Joke Posted on : 31 May 2016
