judge: do you want to stay with your mom?
child: no. she beats me.
judge: then do you want to stay with your dad?
child: no. he beats me too.
judge: do you want to stay with your grandparents?
child: no, they also beat me.
judge: ok. so do you want to stay with your uncle?
child: no. they beat me too
judge: ok. so tell me who you want to stay with?
child: i want to stay with mumbai indians.
they dont beat anybody