joke of d day....................................

teacher - can you please tell the name of 2 great kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

student :

“smo-king & drin-king ” !!!

teacher resigned !


teacher: who was akbar ?
boy: akbar was gay.

teacher:- what, are you mad ? why did you say that?

boy:- we have heard laila - majnu, romeo-juliet
but only
akbar - birbal !
teacher died

girl friend: nuvvu monthly enni sarlu shave chestav
boy friend: monthly kaadu rojuku 30 nundi 40 sarlu
chesta
girl: mentalodiva
boy: kaadu mangalodini........

this 1 is a killer 1 .....

teacher : students.. on britannia tiger biscuit cover,there is a green dot. wat does that mean?

student : tiger is online.. .