Late

teacher: why are you late?
student: because of the sign on the road.
teacher: what type of sign?
student: the sign that says, “school ahead, go slow.”

Feeling Well

son: i am not able to go to school today.
father: what happened?
son: i am not feeling well
father: where you are not feeling well?
son: in school!

Classroom

the lecturer is taking the class seriously..

one of the student looking towards the window side in the classroom.. the lecturer asks the student.. for what purpose are you coming school??

student: for vidhya sir

lecturee: then why you are looking towards window?

student: vidhya's girlfriend not reached the school yet now

Pay Your Tax

income tax officer gives tips to a young lady , you should pay your income tax with smile.

the lady replied, i have tried it thrice but every time they insist on cash or cheque.

Force

boy 1- i'm tired!my parents are always forcing me to study
boy 2- i'm forced more than you.but not by my parents for studying
boy 1-then?
boy 1-by facebook for installing messenger!