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Good News And Bad News

paul: i have good news and bad news. which do you want to hear first?

michael: the good news.

paul: the good news is that i have no bad news.
Posted by Surendar Kudi
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Gapship

paul: i have good news and bad news. which do you want to hear first?

michael: the good news.

paul: the good news is that i have no bad news.
Posted by Rishikesh Sinha
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Classroom Jokes

it was oral examination in the standard two. the class teacher asked various questions to the students. she asked tom, ‘can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘e’?
tom replied ‘elephant’
teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘t’.
tom replied ‘two elephants’
teacher asked him the same question.
tom replied ‘ten elephants’
annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘m’
tom replied ‘mother elephant’
the angry teacher repeated the same question.
cool tom replied ‘may be an elephant’
Posted by Deba Biswas
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Four Womens

four women living in the neighborhood were invited to a party. they were discussing about the dress they would wear for the party. they finally decided to choose the color that matches with the hair color of their husband.
the first woman told, ‘i will go with red as my husband colored his hair red’
the second woman said, ‘i always prefer black as my husband’s hair color is naturally black!’
the third woman told, ‘yeah, then i do prefer to go with yellow dress as he has blonde hair!’ (yellow)
the fourth woman was quiet. all the other insisted her about her preferred color.
she said, ‘i was thinking a lot but can’t choose any color, i can’t wear any dress because my husband is bald!’
Posted by Deba Biswas
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Customer To Tech Support

customer called to tech support: “my computer is not connecting to internet”
tech support: “ok, which operating system are you using?”
customer: “internet explorer”!
tech support: “no, you just right click on “my computer” and click on the properties menu”
customer: “what are you saying, this is not your computer, it is my computer”!
Posted by Deba Biswas
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