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a neutron walks into a bar and asks, “how much for a beer?” the bartender replies “for you? no charge!”
Posted by Vimal Raj
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Priscription


calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “i would like to buy some cyanide.”

the pharmacist asked, “why in the world do you need cyanide?”

the lady replied, “i need it to poison my husband.”

the pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “lord have mercy! i can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! that’s against the law! i’ll lose my license! they’ll throw both of us in jail! all kinds of bad things will happen. absolutely not! you cannot have any cyanide!”

the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

the pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “well now, that’s different. you didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
Posted by Santosh Sonare
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Chemical Formula Of Water

teacher : donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
donald : h i j k l m n o!!
teacher : what are you talking about?
donald : yesterday you said it’s h to o!
Posted by Santosh Sonare
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Why R U Late?

teacher : why are you late, frank?
frank : because of the sign.
teacher : what sign?
frank : the one that says, “school ahead, go slow.”hh
Posted by Santosh Sonare
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This Is The Rigth Time

mother to her teenage daughter: i think this is the right time we
should talk about sex.
daughter (excitingly) : sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
mother faints…
Posted by Santosh Sonare
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