Husband Wife English Jokes

All Husband Wife Jokes

wife say - how many stars in the sky
husband say- total hair on your father head
wife say - only 10 hair

Posted by Puran Dangi

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wife say - today we go for dinner outside
husband - ok, i set the chair outside the home

Posted by Puran Dangi

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wife : honey my computer is not following my instructions .
husband : exactly dear its a computer not a husband

Posted by Prasanna Kumar

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my wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

Posted by Praveen Kumar

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a man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it. the thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.

Posted by Praveen Kumar

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