Hindi Funny Joke

ek baar 2 ladki aur 3 ladke class se bunk mar rahe hote hai to pehli ladki kehti agar mai car ke neeche aa gai to 2 mahine ki chutti mil jayagi dusri ladki kehti agar mai truck ke neeche aa gayi to pach mahine ki chutti mil jayagi to ladka kehta tum dono mere neeche aa jao 9 mahine ke chuuti mil jayegi

Boy And Girl

boy - hello
girl - who?
boy - me .
girl - name ?
boy - brijesh.
girl - what you want ?
boy - you
girl - me ?
boys - yes you
girl - stfu !!!!!

Grammar

girl : i heard that your grammar is weak honey.
boy: what who telled you ? :p

Joke On Customer'S Feedback For A Survey

women's response to -------------


2 inches - i can't even hold it, properly.

3 inches - never been so unsatisfied, in my whole life.

4 inches - i've had bigger than it .

5 inches - good, but not enough!

6 inches - almost all right.

7 inches - can't complain, now .

8 inches - perfect!

9 inches - a bit longer but manageable.

10 inches- means pressure on stomach and intestine.



this survey was to understand customer's feedback on different sizes of subway sandwiches.

Girl

teena: “what do you think about husbands?” meena: “they are like owls” teena: “why?” meena: “they can see the good things in a wife only at night“